North Shore Extreme

You say you’ve crossed the Sahara and endured the Gobi desert as well, but are you man enough to handle the heat of the North Shore, Oahu, Hawaii?

You say you’ve withstood mighty hurricanes and been in a couple of tornados. Yeah, but are you man enough to handle the Trade winds that race across the North Shore?

You’ve swam the Bering Sea but I seriously doubt you can handle the waves off the North shore.

You may have climbed Everest and crossed the Swiss Alps but the Ko’olauloa Range of the North Shore will bring you to your knees.

Crossed the Arctic?…pshaw man! Try living through a North Shore winter. Sometimes you have to slip into a T-shirt to brace against the frigid 65 degrees.

I don’t know, but if you think you’re man enough, bring it on dude. We’re ready to slam you with North Shore Extreme.

And then on top of that, there’s the Giovanni Shrimp truck in Kahuku, North Shore side. I’m telling you now, you’re not man enough for the hot plate. This order comes with a no refund but hey, don’t waste your money, you ain’t man enough!!!

Ante up, I’m bettin’ you cain’t.

Aloha,

Papanui the story teller
Aaron T Watene
Sept 26, 2009